kiya

Tolkien purists, skip this entry. You will be Distressed.

*deliberately rummages in her music*




Feanor: I made me a gemstones, and iz awsum.
Ceiling Cats:  We can has Silmarils?
Feanor: No can has.  All mine.
Melkor:  Oh hai.  I can has Simarils.  Ur hed asplode now. Kthxbai!
Feanor: Iz Morgoth!  Killeded my father!
Feanor & Sonz: Cursez u!  We can has Silmarils!  We killz u!

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Beren:  I got you a Silmaril ... but Carcharoth ated it.