Did this a while back, didn't post it. Posting now.

[kiya]

More LOLSilmarillion under the cut.


AINULINDALË

Invisible Cat: We sings.
Ceiling Cats: ~o/ Mew!
Melkor: ~o/ Yowl!
Ceiling Cats: ~o/ Muh... whut?
Invisible Cat: We sings.
Ceiling Cats: ~o/ Meow!
Melkor: ~o/ Yeowrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ceiling Cats: ~o/ Me ... whut?
Invisible Cat: WE SINGS.
Ceiling Cats: ~o/ MEOW!
Melkor: Ffffft.
Invisible Cat: ...
Ceiling Cats: Purrrrrr.
Invisible Cat: Iz done. Iz song made, u sings. U sings my songz. Even Melkor. See whut iz sung!
Ceiling Cats: Iz wurld!
Invisible Cat: See what songz iz in wurld. You can has sekrit knowledge of self listening to musics.
Ceiling Cats: Whut they? Iz elf, iz man.
Invisible Cat: Iz my sekrit song.
Ceiling Cats: Ooooh. Shiny. Some of us goes to wurld.
Melkor: Yes. Sekrit song needs us.
Ceiling Cats: Look! Waturz! Airz! Dirts! Look!
Invisible Cat: Look at the waturz. See Melkor sing hots, sing colds.
Ulmo: I sees. Snowflakes and rains nao!
Invisible Cat: Iz more beautiful nao.
Ulmo: Yes. I sings with Manwë for u.
Ceiling Cats: Where wurld go?
Invisible Cat: Iz real nao. Look!
Ceiling Cats: We go!
Ceiling Cats: ... where iz?
Ceiling Cats: Busy cats are busy making wurld.
Melkor: My wurld.
Manwë: We wurkz too.
Melkor: Fine. I leaves. (My wurld.)
Ceiling Cats: We can has bodiez! Wurld growz!
Melkor: ... my idea too. I can haz bodiez.
Ceiling Cats: Hey! Melkor, you breakz wurld!
Melkor: My wurld.
Ceiling Cats: We builds anywayz.

Comments

[tzeenj.livejournal.com]

Uuuummmm...I'm not sure if this is a stunning example of your genius or a stunning example of your having too much time on your hands...

But it is frightening how well it translates in to kitty pidgin

[kiya]

Either way, you appear to be stunned. :}

[dubiousprospects.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

The Music of the Ainur is pretty basic myth-stuff, though; it should translate well to LOLcat.

Manage the Children of Hurin, now, and I'll be stunned. (Or even Tuor, and the Gates of Gondolin.)

[tzeenj.livejournal.com]

Indeed so. Stunned, impressed and disturbed all at once.

Which means, by my standards, you clearly did it properly. ;)

I may have to share this with Wee Waiflette, as she’s recently read The Silmarillion (she approached it much more intelligently than I did when I first read it- she made copies of the dictionary of names for quick reference- breezed right through it).

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!

[gg-the-undead.livejournal.com]

cracks me UP!!