Fun with [Cats|Puerile Humor|Sex|Drugs|Rock|Roll...]

[kiya]

Whitney unidles, laughs and laughs and laughs.
Otto [blacktarrant] ?
Brooks [brooksmoses] peers quizzically. Share?
Otto says, "Or are you laughing at the 'g2g, my mom's cancer is on fire'?"
Otto says, "I sporfled when I saw that someone had used 'BRB Tornado'."
Whitney says, "So [teinedreugan] came downstairs and petulantly explained that he was *not* going to sleep in the wet spot, and would I help him change the sheets?"
Otto giggles.
Otto says, "Wait, you mean, guys will sleep in the wet spot? Damnit! I've been getting shafted all these years."
Whitney says, "You see, last night as one of my minor tasks for proper minionage for [arawen], I got a mug of water, due to fluid loss from exertion. This was, amazingly enough, not all consumed; half of it was left on the bedside table."
Otto says, "Oh dear."
Whitney says, "Now, at some point in here Arthur stuck his face in it and tried to drown himself. On the third go he figured out how to stick his face in without submerging his nose ..."
Whitney says, "I thought no more of it."
Whitney says, "There was a mysterious upstairs thump a few hours back ..."
Otto repeats, "Oh dear."
Whitney says, "I'm not sure if this is 'life with cats' or 'fun jokes involving one's husband and boyfriend' or some strange amalgamation of both, but I am laughing my fucking ass off."
Otto giggles.
Whitney says, "And washing the sheets needed done anyway, and counts as my second useful task for the day, so I don't have to catalogue another fucking box of books when I'm done with this one."
Otto snickers more, decides to wander off to bed, where there is no wet spot, thank god.

*hits forward on iTunes until it comes up with something funny for music*

Comments

[labrys6.livejournal.com]

Cat tormenting is always funny. We bought Tig's cat a toy...cardboad insert in center for 'scratching' and a bag of catnip to imbue it with cattraction, but the outter ring has a ball that lights up whenever it is touched. The cat got catnipped high and dizzy and fell over chasing the sparkly red ball. We think he figured the damned annoying laser dot finally materialized in the 'solids' world. We about fell over laughing. Our cats never spilled water on beds---nightstand cups tended to end up shattered at bedside. Thus our need to torment cats endlessly for incomplete dish sets' revenge!

[kiya]

Arthur broke a glass or two at the old house, which had hardwood floors. I suspect had he dropped it the other way it would have been okay -- fairly solid wood onto the wall-to-wall carpet.

He's such a stupid, stupid cat. :}

[labrys6.livejournal.com]

Hmm. We have high test stupid here...well, had. One of our cats, the drag-queen nutso 'Wampyre Queen/King' cat..Chaka, was known for walking over candles and lighting his tail on fire...and he just kept walking. Or there was the time he dragged a two foot tall cactus out of its pot...again, attached his fuzzy Himalayan tail. Oy. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

[kiya]

Arthur has set his tail on fire from sitting next to the stove. Didn't seem to notice. (And he's a shorthair.) Gods, he stank. He also sniffs candles and crisps his whiskers into little coiled messes doing so.

He cannot resist sticking his nose into gaps. Glasses and mugs are popular, but he has also been known to poke his schnozz into yawns ....

[labrys6.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Remind me not to yawn around your cat! Talk about choking on a hairball! Oh yes, too well do I recall the scent of whisker-crisps!