Fun with [Cats|Puerile Humor|Sex|Drugs|Rock|Roll...]

[kiya]

Whitney unidles, laughs and laughs and laughs.
Otto [blacktarrant] ?
Brooks [brooksmoses] peers quizzically. Share?
Otto says, "Or are you laughing at the 'g2g, my mom's cancer is on fire'?"
Otto says, "I sporfled when I saw that someone had used 'BRB Tornado'."
Whitney says, "So [teinedreugan] came downstairs and petulantly explained that he was *not* going to sleep in the wet spot, and would I help him change the sheets?"
Otto giggles.
Otto says, "Wait, you mean, guys will sleep in the wet spot? Damnit! I've been getting shafted all these years."
Whitney says, "You see, last night as one of my minor tasks for proper minionage for [arawen], I got a mug of water, due to fluid loss from exertion. This was, amazingly enough, not all consumed; half of it was left on the bedside table."
Otto says, "Oh dear."
Whitney says, "Now, at some point in here Arthur stuck his face in it and tried to drown himself. On the third go he figured out how to stick his face in without submerging his nose ..."
Whitney says, "I thought no more of it."
Whitney says, "There was a mysterious upstairs thump a few hours back ..."
Otto repeats, "Oh dear."
Whitney says, "I'm not sure if this is 'life with cats' or 'fun jokes involving one's husband and boyfriend' or some strange amalgamation of both, but I am laughing my fucking ass off."
Otto giggles.
Whitney says, "And washing the sheets needed done anyway, and counts as my second useful task for the day, so I don't have to catalogue another fucking box of books when I'm done with this one."
Otto snickers more, decides to wander off to bed, where there is no wet spot, thank god.

*hits forward on iTunes until it comes up with something funny for music*