Notice to owner of beige Honda

[kiya]

I would love to know who the hell you are, and, for that matter, why you are parked crooked in our driveway in such a way that you have rendered both of our parking places unusable -- one, by occupying it, and the other, by leaving the ass-end of your car there.

I am aware both that this is a driveway shared with the house next door and that this is probably too complicated for you to grasp. Nonetheless, you are annoying me, and I wish you to not be where you are. Your ineptitude and use of my property offend my sensibilities.


[ It may be possible for teinedreugan to occupy the second space with care, thereby parking this moron in with tremendous thoroughness. Hell, it'll get parked in anyway, but other options will be annoying to the actual neighbours. ]

Comments

[the-real-diana.livejournal.com]

There was this white VW that used to park next to me in the parking garage (until I guess they moved) and they never pulled their car all the way up, so I could never get my big van out of the garage unless I executed a 10,000 point turn. I swear, it may seem like a little thing, but if you don't park your car at least sort of right, you really piss off a lot of people.

[meranthi.livejournal.com]

ARGH! I so feel your pain. Everyone uses the end of the parking lot as a free space, never mind that it parks 3 people in to do that. Feh!