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I would love to know who the hell you are, and, for that matter, why you are parked crooked in our driveway in such a way that you have rendered both of our parking places unusable -- one, by occupying it, and the other, by leaving the ass-end of your car there.
I am aware both that this is a driveway shared with the house next door and that this is probably too complicated for you to grasp. Nonetheless, you are annoying me, and I wish you to not be where you are. Your ineptitude and use of my property offend my sensibilities.
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teinedreugan to occupy the second space with care, thereby parking this moron in with tremendous thoroughness. Hell, it'll get parked in anyway, but other options will be annoying to the actual neighbours. ]
I am aware both that this is a driveway shared with the house next door and that this is probably too complicated for you to grasp. Nonetheless, you are annoying me, and I wish you to not be where you are. Your ineptitude and use of my property offend my sensibilities.
[ It may be possible for
teinedreugan to occupy the second space with care, thereby parking this moron in with tremendous thoroughness. Hell, it'll get parked in anyway, but other options will be annoying to the actual neighbours. ]