In case there were doubts about my character

[kiya]

While sorting beads and related supplies into drawers, I have labelled one of said drawers "string or nothing".

I have also, upon labelling a drawer "pearls", spent some time contemplating that I do not think I can find a way of labelling a drawer "swine".

Comments

[brooksmoses]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/225649158/gemstone-carved-pig-beads-set-of-6, perhaps?

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

As long as the drawer that says "hands" is inaccurately labeled...

[meranthi.livejournal.com]

PEARLS!!!!

Ahem. Sorry. :)

[keshwyn]

My grandmother had a box in the attic that we found after her death labeled "pieces of string too short to save." It sounds like both of you would have had a fine time together.

[ivy]

You are inspiring me to leave a bunch of hilarious similar WTF for people to find after my death.

[baratron.livejournal.com]

The sausage drawer in the fridge. Or the freezer.

What do you mean, you don't have a sausage drawer? Obviously you'll have to create one!