We would like to apologise for the delay in return of the second quarter report, there were some numbers that came in a little late and required review. The past six months at Happy Baby Industries have been, as you all know, quite busy.

While growth has levelled off somewhat from the benchmarks set in the First Quarter Report, this was completely within expectations, and in fact progress has continued consistent with our initial outlays. The result: the Happy Baby Project, at six months after release, has a mass typical of competitor's products a year post-release, and a length more typical of nine months after product introduction.

We have been bringing on more integrated and complex systems, such as Peekaboo Initiation, Cup Utilisation, Wildlife Garment Studies, Unassisted Sitting, and Avocado Demolition. The Happy Baby product is demonstrably smarter than a parakeet, has adapted to a variety of storage solutions, and has started to work on grasping complex systems. Attempts to mount the unit onto larger systems have not been entirely successful, however, though baby-feline interface continues fairly easily.

We will admit that bringing new functionality online has introduced bugs into the Happy Baby project, which we are hoping to correct with software uploads very soon now. Amongst the known bugs are: failure to sleep, screaming at visitors, howling when not under active maintenance conditions.

Thank you for your kind attention to our product. We here at Happy Baby Industries appreciate your response.
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From: [personal profile] ivy


"Wildlife Garment Studies" particularly cracked me up; I had no idea what to expect before clicking through there. [grin] That is a pretty cute kid.

From: [identity profile] beloitst.livejournal.com


When I saw the "grasping complex systems," I really want to put a bubble over KJ with some sort of awesome rules lawyer commentary...

From: [identity profile] leanne-opaskar.livejournal.com


My goodness, she's growing so fast. And so cute! <3 She has this wonderful elfin smile. (:

From: [identity profile] metahacker.livejournal.com


Just be warned--Baby Central pushes upgrades without warning, and new versions of the system may work very differently than the old...

From: [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com


*laugh* awesome update! Glad to hear you're all doing well.

From: [identity profile] jmkelly.livejournal.com


*faints from cute*

Just wait till the crawling module comes online. Hard to predict when that'll happen, these models are notoriously idiosyncratic. It could be in a few months, or tomorrow.

From: [identity profile] hawlla.livejournal.com


There's always the possibility of a skipped upgrade: moving away from the crawling model and heading straight for running 2.0.
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From: [identity profile] heleninwales.livejournal.com


I'm glad to see that the baby-feline interface is functioning well. :)

I hope you can find patches for those bugs, but sometimes they just disappear without explanation.
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