Martian Humor

[kiya]

keshwyn: Mmmm. Yes. You are definitely becoming mother-shaped.
(Me, mumbling and possibly unheard: Yeah, I think I'm twice as wide front-to-back as I was before.)
whispercricket: Kiya is the mothership!
Me: ... I have come to return me to my home planet.
I forget who (mindways?): Ah, so you're who the cats are in communication with.

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[keshwyn]

Yep, mindways.

[blacktarrant.livejournal.com]

Can you tell the new cat in my house to stop trying to contact you (loudly) at four in the morning? XD

Also, your post made me giggle soooo much.

[ardaniel]

"I saw Katharyn the other day."
"Really? How's everything going? Can't be long now."
"...that's no moon, it's a space station."

--Howie and I discuss the pregnancy of a friend of ours, sometime in 2007