Theatre of the Gloriously Out of Context

[kiya]

"Normally when they say you play your woman like a musical instrument, they don't mean the drum."


"Nobody keeps keas as pets. They don't know what they're missing!"
"Burrowing war parrots."
"Burrowing war parrots!"

Comments

[laurion]

I don't know about that first one... some guys definitely have the attitude that banging away is the best way to get entertaining noises out of a woman....

[zeborah]

At church yesterday one of the ladies was talking to the kids about what a shepherd does - protects the sheep from wolves, as one girl said, and dogs, as the lady added; and my mother whispered in my ear "And keas."

They can be pretty destructive of cars; I wonder how they'd be as anti-tank auxiliaries?

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

Keas are faaantastic. They should be New Zealand's national bird rather than the kiwi! What would you rather have as your national symbol -- a blind, flightless bird that bumbles around in the dark eating insects, or a parrot with gorgeous plumage that spends its spare time taking things apart, sliding down the snow on hut roofs (they take turns) and having sex?

Bit of a no-brainer, isn't it.

[hmms-sio.livejournal.com]

Hello. I've added you to my flist. Just to tell you.

Can I borrow this "Normally when they say you play your woman like a musical instrument, they don't mean the drum."

I like :)