Miscellaneous imprecations

[kiya]

I would say "I don't want to know how the shard of glass got into the kitchen" but actually, I rather do want to know, so I can stop this sort of thing.

If it's not a real project until one bleeds on it, clearly I have a real house now thank you stop.

Comments

[redbird]

One possible source for the shard of glass is that someone may have tracked it in on the sole of their shoe.

[thastygliax.livejournal.com]

Having stepped on a shard of glass myself once, all I can say is...ow.

[kiya]

Note that this is twice in a week.

[labrys6.livejournal.com]

OMG! If its not a real project until it's been bled upon, does that mean its not real holiday cookies if none have been burnt? Cause my Gods, Goddesses, and the Little Green Men...I did NOT burn a single sheet of cookies this year!

And...pssssst...shards of glass hide under the fridge and creep out in the dead of the night to waylay innocents like you. It's true. It is, really...so help me Woozle-ness!

:::walks off now wanting to hear Hammerfall herself::::

[pariyal.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's really true. In our house, at least. How they get under the fridge in the first place is a matter of conjecture.