Oddly productive for a day that feels full of useless whining.

[kiya]

1117 words, 3.11. In which our remaining heroes are distracted from their troubles by weirdness.

Have also levelled up the angry elf (twice), helped jenett finish going through ST, done most of the work on a new userpicture, and spent most of the day being irritable and useless. And I made exactly what I intended to for dinner, as noted before.


The context for this conversation is the You Are Dumb entry titled "The Ten Million Dollar Penis", which is, to summarise, about a fellow who is suing for $10,225,000 because he wound up getting partnered with a gay man on 'Wife Swap'.

Tesla [oneironaut] says, "That's five million dollars a ball. And he never even had to look at them."
Whitney says, "That's only if they threw in the penis for free."
Lavoisier [erispope] says, "Gay activist + Oklahoma Bible study."
Tesla says, "Well, really, when was the last time you had to pay for a penis Balls, on the other hand."
Tesla says, "Or possibly the penis is supposed to have cost 225,000, which is more than I would pay for one, frankly."
Whitney says, "Hm. Five mill a ball and $225,000 for the penis, actually."
Tesla squish.
Whitney says, "
Cock: $225,000
Ball: $5 million
Torture: Priceless.
"
Tesla says, "Whitney wins."
Whitney says, "I thought I might with that one."
Tesla says, "Right again."
Whitney says, "King Friday."
Tesla says, "... as in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe?"
Whitney says, "Don't tell me I'm the only person who automatically responds to anything that parses remotely as 'Correct as always' with 'King Friday'."
Tesla says, "... if you insist I don't, I won't, but I would really like to."
Whitney says, "Poor cephalopod. Scarred for life."
Whitney says, "Meanwhile, I go to bed, after saving this conversation for possibly posting to LJ tomorrow."