Mostly because there's been a shortage of stuff I found amusing, but I liked the Firefly quiz results for humor value and accuracy, so I dug out my quizdump file and will now clear the silly thing.


You scored as Simon, the Doctor. Simon Tam, a former well-to-do young surgeon and bachelor extraordinaire.
You gave up everything to help your sister, which I respect.
However, you are also pompous and talk too much, which I also respect.


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Simon, the Doctor

81%

RiVER

69%

First Mate Zoe

63%

Shepherd Book

63%

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

56%

Inara, the "Companion"

56%

Kaylee, the Mechanic

50%

Jayne Cobb, resident bad-ass

44%

Wash, the Pilot

19%

FiREFLY QUIZ
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Ki-lin
You scored 60% Esotericism, 34% Power, and 24% Malevolence!

A mythical being of Chinese mythology, comparable with the Western
unicorn. Ki-lin personifies all that is good, pure, and peaceful. It
lives in paradise and only visits the world at the birth of a wise
philosopher. The unicorn, which can become one thousand years old, is
portrayed as a deer with one horn, the tail of an ox, the hooves of a
horse, and a body covered with the scales of a fish. It is one of the
four Ling.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Esotericism
You scored higher than 99% on Power
You scored higher than 99% on Malevolence
Link: The Mythological Profile Test written by LacedWithASmile on Ok Cupid


Si... Silicon
You scored 44 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 30 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw
them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You
are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at
large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one
with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a
problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it...
whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you
don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one
that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging
neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame
oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along
with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own
soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you
you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society
doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how
to describe you better.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 72% on Mass
You scored higher than 40% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 8% on Metal
You scored higher than 57% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid



Scores: 11% Dogmatic, 50% Mystical, and 50% Esoteric!
How do I interpret my scores?


Determine your highest score. If you are evenly matched,
consider yourself a well-rounded individual. You possess the qualities
of all three spiritual traditions without the drawback associated with
fixating upon one path. For everyone else, keep track of this score
and the second highest score. We will discuss what these mean below.


DOGMATIC:


Higher dogmatic scores indicate a highly principled person who
believes in living life correctly based on the teachings of scriptures,
teachers, or prophets. Higher dogmatic scores also reveal a person who
believes that there is only one right path to salvation or
enlightenment. Dogmatic types are often in deep reverence for their
faith.


MYSTICAL:


Higher mystical scores indicate a person who makes sense of the
world around them through their own self. Spiritual enlightenment for
a mystical type involves polishing one's own heart, mind, and body.
Mystical prayers are often ecstatic, involving singing, dancing, music,
or poetry. Mystical types can frequently seem perplexing and
impulsive.


ESOTERIC:


Higher esoteric scores indicate a person who lives life by the
principles set forth by more dogmatic traditions while, at the same
time, also living life by the mystic's tendency to translate the world
around them into themselves. Esoteric types rely heavily upon symbol
and meditation for answers to their questions. Quite possibly the most
distinctively secretive type, esoteric people guard their mysteries
well--keeping those who are not ready for enlightenment away from
powerful ideas and beliefs.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 1% on dogmatic
You scored higher than 30% on mystical
You scored higher than 40% on esoteric
Link: The Spiritual Tradition Test written by Giogoto on Ok Cupid


Well, it's good to know that silly quizzies validate my self-identification as a socialist anarchist, huh?

You scored as Anarchism. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

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Anarchism

83%

Socialist

58%

Democrat

58%

Green

42%

Communism

33%

Republican

25%

Fascism

17%

Nazi

0%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Ultimate Gamer!!
GM says drop 2d10, aanndd... you roll 85% !

What, are you a first generation gamer? Did you own the brown box?!
Whatever you do in your spare time, gaming seems to be your job.
Either you looked up the answers or you're the best of the best, the
type that makes other gamers strive to know more. Just don't let the
knowledge overwhelm the newbies, it tends to push them from the hobby.
We all bow before you. You are the living nat 20, congradulations. I'm
going to flee the scene now ;)



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 60% on dice
Link: The Real Gamers use Dice Test written by luminasita on Ok Cupid


These things seem to consistently leave me feeling middling. I think it's that so few of their bits have things that I can agree or disagree strongly with . . .

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.



"Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does."

"It is up to you to give [life] a meaning."

--Jean-Paul Sartre



"It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth."

--Blaise Pascal



More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...

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Hedonism

70%

Existentialism

70%

Justice (Fairness)

55%

Utilitarianism

50%

Kantianism

40%

Strong Egoism

40%

Apathy

40%

Divine Command

30%

Nihilism

15%

What philosophy do you follow? (v1.02)
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On the othe rhand, this one is remarkably positive:

You scored as Wolf. You are the Wolf. When you are with someone, your allegience never falters. Your family is very important to you and you will protect that family with all you have, no matter what.

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Wolf

83%

Dragon

75%

Fox

75%

Salmon

75%

Crow

67%

Dog

67%

Eagle

67%

Bull

58%

Stag

58%

Horse

50%

Bear

42%

Ram

33%

Deer

33%

Snake

25%

Which animal totem best suits you?
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My Unitarian
Jihad Name
is: Sister/Brother Hand Grenade of Forgiveness.


Get yours.


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