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I say "!"
I say "!!"
I say "!!!"
Tesla?
Whitney explains, "!"
Tesla ??
I say "!!!"
Tesla ???
I say "Gimme a moment."
So. Hermanson is pitching for the Sox, ostensibly because of the weather, but I think that's because they want Pedro pitching tomorrow against Anaheim.
They're playing Texas. I-Rod's at bat in the second.
He hits a line-drive comebacker at the mound, the sort of thing that induces atavistic 'hit the dirt!' responses in any sane person. Henderson twists out of the way of the ball like it was chin music or something, and it looks for a moment like the drive hit him in the ass.
No, that's not the ball on the mound, that's the rosin bag.
Where's the ball?
He caught it.
Behind his back.
Without looking.
I-Rod breaks out of the batter's box, stops short, and breaks into this amazed grin.
And applauds.
Okay. I'm going to go convert an image into a baseball icon now and edit this post afters.
I say "!!"
I say "!!!"
Tesla?
Whitney explains, "!"
Tesla ??
I say "!!!"
Tesla ???
I say "Gimme a moment."
So. Hermanson is pitching for the Sox, ostensibly because of the weather, but I think that's because they want Pedro pitching tomorrow against Anaheim.
They're playing Texas. I-Rod's at bat in the second.
He hits a line-drive comebacker at the mound, the sort of thing that induces atavistic 'hit the dirt!' responses in any sane person. Henderson twists out of the way of the ball like it was chin music or something, and it looks for a moment like the drive hit him in the ass.
No, that's not the ball on the mound, that's the rosin bag.
Where's the ball?
He caught it.
Behind his back.
Without looking.
I-Rod breaks out of the batter's box, stops short, and breaks into this amazed grin.
And applauds.
Okay. I'm going to go convert an image into a baseball icon now and edit this post afters.
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ABISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!