For no reason at all

[kiya]

There is a stack of books sitting next to me. Or was before it fell over.

So, just for the sheer randomness of it:

Guide to the Ancient World

Spacecraft Life Support and Biospherics

The Loving Dominant

The American Boy's Handy Book

Simon & Schuster's Guide to Freshwater and Marine Aquarium Fishes

Old English: Language and Literature

The Spiral Dance

The Klingon Dictionary

What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor? (this is by the same publisher that published /me/)

Guide to a Well-Behaved Parrot

Issola

Random House Compact Atlas of World History

Dragons of Argonath

By Any Other Name, Spider Robinson

The Joy of Home Winemaking

Dictionary of Spanish Slang

Reunion, Alan Dean Foster

Starship Troopers

The Art of Making Wine

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Corelli's Mandolin

The 2002 Red Sox Fan Handbook (this being the one I'm published in)

Baseball Tarot

Guide to Companion Parrot Behaviour

Guide to the Senegal Parrot

From this I deduce two things: that I need to tidy up the living room, and that we have really weird book selections kicking around.

If I include books on the floor that aren't in the stack, I get Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Composite Charts: The Astrology of Relationships, The Complete Book of Chinese Horoscopes, my revised standard Bible that First United gave me a while back, my Hebrew-English Tanakh, Handbook of Incense, Oils, and Candles, and a short stack of magazines. I think this additional information mostly just suggests that I'm a flake.