Mutter mutter biology mutter.

My left breast has always been somewhat larger than the right one; the left nipple sufficiently remarkable to have earned the nick "the mutant nipple".

My left breast is now much larger than my right one. And swollen and tender, which I suspect of being not unrelated to the scar tissue.

I do not own a bra. I find the fucking things intolerably uncomfortable.

Even if I did own a bra, it would not fit my left breast in its current condition.

Even if I went to acquire a bra, I am sufficiently lopsided that it would be impossible to get one that fits.

I have made a tit sling out of a scarf in the hopes of alleviating the swelling by positioning bits of me in more comfortable places.

This situation is suboptimal.