Theatre of the Mostly In-Context, Actually

Watching Stargate SG-1 with arawen while teinedreugan and whispercricket raid:

Guy in show: Where are you from?
O'Neill: We're from a planet called Earth.
Guy in show: What goa'uld rules there?
teinedreugan: JESUS!
arawen: *shatters*

More Out Of Context

Me: Where did this mood come from?
arawen: ... Romania?
Me: Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea, and love is a thing that can never go wrong. And I am Marie! Of Romania.
arawen: ... what's that?
Me: Dorothy Parker, I think.

It's an awfully quotable evening.

(Not precisely conversation as stated; corrected my terminology.)

Watching SG-1, in which the Heru-Ur character is introduced as the son of Ra and Hathor.

Me: Though they got that wrong, Heru-Wr is married to Hathor.
arawen: Given Egyptian mythology, that doesn't mean she's not his mother.
Me: But he's not one with the title Kamutef.
arawen: What is that, Egyptian for 'motherfucker'?
Me: 'Bull of his mother'.
arawen: So ... yes.