Whirr whirr whirr whirr griiiiiiinnnnnnnnd. . . .

You know how in my concert report I said I was feeling like I was running reality while barely meeting the system requirements for it?

Now I feel like an Atari trying to render the CGI for the Final Fantasy movie or something.

Whirr whirr freeze. . . GLITCH! whirrrrrrrrr. . . .

Well, that's something I didn't expect.

Jackie Chan threw out the first pitch today at Fenway. Wearing a baggy, untucked Red Sox shirt.

He was a little wild. (Low and outside to a right-hander. Very outside.)

Addendum: I commented to oneironaut and got the response: Tesla reads that as 'punch', which would make more sense if it had been hockey.