Con(cert) Report -- Joe Satriani, Dream Theater, and Some Opening Band in the Boston Fleet Pavilion

( Prelude )

( For appetizer, I'll have a firm kick in the chest. )

( Sex, drugs, and rock and roll (Joe Satriani) )

( Melody walks in the door, and memory flies out the window (Dream Theater) )

Thing I forgot to include in the original draft:

Kevin: Well, that was four hours of entertainment.
Me: No wonder we're so tired.

In other news, I may have found the capacity to forgive Paul of Tarsus. Blame Bishop Spong.

New Label!

As of today I am going to, at least every second Friday, refer to my religious practices as "Zen Discordianism".

Thank you for your attention.