Cookie cookie cookie starts with walk-off home run.

[kiya]

Me: ASBBR calls Ortiz the Cookie Monster.
teinedreugan: Do they?
Me: Yeah. I bet the next time I cycle usenet there'll be at least four messages saying, in one way or another, in their titles "COOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!"
*Eudora goes ba-boo-buh*
Me: And the email that just came in was titled "Ortiz is God."
teinedreugan: Does that mean that God is Cookie Monster? ...Or that Cookie Monster is God?
Me: That's good enough for me.

(11 messages on asbb-r when I cycled. One reply to a troll, two in a thread title "C is for COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", one "COOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", one comment on the manager, one three-post apology thread for expressing doubt and discouragement, one "re: Nomar..", an "ORTIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and a "Re: WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Easy bet.)