Have committed filk

[kiya]

This particular thing has been kicking around in my head for like four days demanding I write it even though my knowledge of DC Comics can fit in a very small knapsack.

I finally decided to make my brain shut up by actually doing it.


Harleen, Harleen, Harleen, Harleen
I’m begging of you please forget that man
Harleen, Harleen, Harleen, Harleen
Please forget him, I believe you can

Your loyalty beyond compare,
Your particolored locks of hair,
Of manic crime and chaos you are queen.
You have a perfect baseball swing,
An acrobatic everything,
And he does not deserve your heart, Harleen.

He wants to kill you in your sleep,
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From seething when he calls your name, Harleen.
And I suppose I understand
How you won’t let me kill that man
But you don’t know what it’d mean to me, Harleen.

Harleen, Harleen, Harleen, Harleen
I’m begging of you please forget that man
Harleen, Harleen, Harleen, Harleen
Please forget him, I believe you can

I’m sorry you’ve bad luck with men
I’d like it if you’d try again,
An ecoterroristic romp with me, Harleen
I had to have this talk with you
Without using my spores on you
And whatever you decide to do, Harleen

Harleen, Harleen, Harleen, Harleen
I’m begging of you please forget that man
Harleen, Harleen, Harleen, Harleen
Please forget him, I believe you can

Comments

[sovay]

Of manic crime and chaos you are queen.
You have a perfect baseball swing,
An acrobatic everything,
And he does not deserve your heart, Harleen.

That's great.

[kiya]

I've had the "You have a perfect baseball swing" line rattling around almost as long as I've had "Harleen, Harleen, Harleen, Harlee-ee-eeen!" in my head.

[finch]

I love this so much

[ivy]

Hah, this is great, and man, I feel for Ivy. (I always do.)