XKCD 77

[kiya]

Jake says "my dinner will not in fact be vegan because i cut myself and bled all over it, so i will pretend i meant to and call it blood magic"
Sunflower snrks.
Vieva says "... I've been playing Dragon Age games too much, I feel the need to run around screaming and smite you"
Jake says "the darker side of kitchen magic!#"
Sunflower says "Heh."
Vieva says "does it count as not-vegan if it's your OWN blood? I mean, that's self-exploitation ...."
Jake says "hmm good point"
AssholeVegan screams, "Impure! Impure!"
Jake says "i cut it on my new food processor which is the most amazing spoon saver in the world"
Jake lols
Jake says "I have been tainted!"
Vieva says "UNCLEAN!"
Sunflower says "And if they were AssholeVeganTERF, they'd probably accuse you of assimilation, false consciousness, and being a pawn of the patriarchy."
Sunflower says "(... Meatriarchy?)"
Kiya snrch.
Jake says "Handmaiden Lee, handmaiden"
Sunflower says "Okay"
Eastling cackles, handmaiden vs. feudal lord.
Kiya wanna be a Summoner of the Meatriarchy now. ;P
You say "(And all the people who have enough BTW in their brains will now laugh...)"
Amphibian laughs ~anyway~.
Vieva says "... Uli just asked if we wanted burgers"
Vieva says "I think he wins the meatriarchy"
You say "Now I'm pondering artan_eter's relationship to the meatriarchy, given that he feels that as someone on a Celtic chieftain path he has a moral and social obligation to give people steaks."
You say "YOu know, if they want them."
Sunflower is just looking at it and savoring the nuances. (This is one step *higher* than laughter.)
You say "I believe he paid Kaldera for a divination with a roast."
Eastling says "This sounds like a good method of payment."
Sunflower says "I think that means artan_eter *is A Meatriarch*."
Kiya spfffffft, yes. Obviously.
Vieva says "all hail the Meatriarch, dispenser of cumin and beef!"
Vieva thinks the proper hat of the Meatriarch should be a giant cumin container