Happy Baby Industries First Quarter Report

[kiya]

Well, it's been a busy few months here at Happy Baby Industries. As you know, we went public on 1 August, so we've been quite occupied for the season.

We are pleased to report record-setting levels of growth! In fact, our happy baby product has roughly doubled in mass and achieved over a 15% markup on length after introduction. Raw materials consumption has been slowly ramping up, and we have adjusted our waste disposal and cleaning protocols to adjust to byproducts as required. We endeavour always to put forward a clean, dry product.

Among the developments on the Happy Baby [tm] this quarter have been: laughter, grasping, and conversational babble. Integration with previous small mammals has been mostly smooth, and there have been no overt conflicts. Advanced systems integration (such as, for example, card counting) has yet to be implemented, however.

Thank you for being with us this quarter. Look forward to more startling developments in our second quarter report!

Comments

[lupagreenwolf.livejournal.com]

Hee--cute :)

[heleninwales.livejournal.com]

I'm glad all is progressing well. You have an exceedingly cute and bright looking baby.

[jenett]

I love your baby updates. (And wish I could see her in person any time soon. This summer, I hope, I'll be out east again.)

[chinders.livejournal.com]

KJ is totally adorable, and your updates are always entertaining, not to mention informative to the parenting-curious.

[mindways]

*combination 'Aww' & chuckling*

[eye-of-ra.livejournal.com]

So cute!

[green-knight.livejournal.com]

<giggle>

Great report. Looking forward to increasing feature sets.

[queenofhalves]

awesome. :)

[thastygliax.livejournal.com]

There was a tiny chorus of "awws" as I showed the pix to the Owl and Blackbird. She is a pretty cute baby.