Dreams

[kiya]

I don't think I'm sick, so this is not a fever dream.

There's ... I have no idea how to parse the bit about organising some kind of church service with my seniormost minion being a man with the head of a mallard.

He commented, somewhere along there, that getting things organised was "like herding ducks".

I, uh.

Okay.

Comments

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Don't a lot of your gods have animal or bird heads?

[kiya]

No ducks though.

... I don't even know of one with a goose head, though there is the title "The Great Cackler".

[artan]

No ducks though.

. . . Not yet, anyway. Weren't you in the process of trying to parse things more modern? Maybe you need a god of sitting in parks and tossing lumps of bread at the water.

[3treekisser.livejournal.com]

Quack?

[whispercricket]

I say it's because the duck herding on The Amazing Race is just that pervasive (even if you weren't paying attention).

[jehanna.livejournal.com]

"like being nibbled to death by cats!"

[ardaniel]

The mysterious Djhwty Duck!

[eredien]

It's not that hard if you have a trained dog.