I think I'll go for a walk!

[kiya]

I was cleaning out my mail and found this, quoted in part:

MY NAME IS REV.DR.STEVE LONG,DIRECTOR OF FORIEGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
OF THIS BANK,WITH OUR CORRESPONDENT BANK IN HOUSTON TEXAS USA.THIS IS TO
INFORM YOU THAT RECENTLY ONE MRS.JANET WHITE CAME TO MY OFFICE TO LET US KNOW
THAT YOU ARE DEAD,AND BEFORE YOU DIED,YOU INSTRUCTED/ASSIGNED HER TO CLAIM
YOUR FUNDS IN THE TUNE OF $2.5 MILLION THAT WAS LONG ABANDONED IN YOUR
NAME.SO HERE COMES THE BIG QUESTION:

(1)DID YOU ASIGN/INSTRUCT (MRS.JANET WHITE) TO CLAIM YOUR FUNDS?

(2)ARE YOU THROUGHLY DEAD?

Best Nigerian scam ever.

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[kiya]

Yay flaky typing.

Anyway: belatedly, "Durotar".

Which, despite being rust-coloured all over, has no iron.