Dear Intestines:
Just ... stop.

Dear customer service rep:
When I say "Why am I not getting credit for the last three months of this thing and how do I fix it?" the answer is not, "You will get credit within thirty days of your statement."

Dear ... weirdo:
No, the ancient Egyptians did not mummify because they were awaiting the return of the pharaohs. Please get over whatever bizarre brand of Christianity you claim to be not believing, put down the milleniallist fantasy world, and back away slowly. Second Coming = DO NOT WANT.

Dear silly people:
You can "not believe in" various relationship structures all you want, but that doesn't make them not exist. If you mean you're not interested in participating, just say so, rather than using language that rather suggests that you think that other people's interactions aren't happening.

Dear waterlily:
Please stop spontaneously manifesting small green beetles. Lots of small green beetles. I did not order small green beetles.
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From: [identity profile] wedgex.livejournal.com


Dear ... weirdo:

"There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. That they may have been the architects of the great pyramids, or the lost civilizations of Lemuria or Atlantis. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens..."

*grin*

From: [identity profile] luellon.livejournal.com


The "it does not exist" arguement is always so...unconvincing to say the least.

I hate it when they inject Christianity into other things that aren't even remotely it or even practiced in that bracket of centuries.

*hugs*

Maybe Khepera is saying hi?


From: [identity profile] baratron.livejournal.com


The entire catalogue made me laugh, but I especially liked "Please stop spontaneously manifesting small green beetles. ... I did not order small green beetles."

Sorry that things have been annoying for you lately :/
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