Posted for oneironaut and amusement value.

[kiya]

Sontheimer [shaddragon] says, "There's something just wrong about this. http://bladeauction.com/phpauction/item.php?id=835111"
Whitney says, "That's just funny-lookin."
Sontheimer says, "Yes."
Sontheimer says, "There's something /wrong/ with /dolphin/ /finger armor/."
Whitney says, "Well, you could be trying to indicate that you're an aquatic sexual pervert."
Sontheimer says, "Makes about as much sense to me as glittergoth."
Sontheimer says, "Actually, less sense than glittergoth."
Whitney shows [arawen] the wrong thing. He says, "... Yah. ... okay."
Sontheimer says, "'Very pointy,' it says. Uh, no."
Sontheimer says, "From the look of it, it's by the same manufacturer that made mine, and 'very pointy' they ain't."
Whitney says, "Part of the problem is that the dolphin looks like it's been clubbed into drunken submission with a Nerf bat."
Sontheimer says, "Indeed."
Sontheimer says, "It looks... /cute/."
Whitney says, "All it needs is a little circle of canaries."
Sontheimer says, "It looks like it ought to be worn by a six-year-old girl in a pink frilly dress, and that is SO VERY WRONG."
Whitney laughs!
Sontheimer says, "It does!"
Whitney says, "Tesla [oneironaut] should have been here for this sequence. ;)"
Sontheimer snickers.
Whitney says, "I may have to LJ it to record it for gtst."