teinedreugan asked me to go pour him some cranberry soda. It exploded. I was sufficiently traumatised that he came in to give me a hug.
When I was studying Latin, I was heading to the school cafeteria one morning, and someone opened the door in my face. I sort of fended it off and exclaimed, "Ianua mala me oppugnat!" (The bad door attacks me!) which sort of startled the folks I was with. (We had not yet learned past tense.)
OMGWTFBBQ == Something Awfulism, widely Not Considered Funny Any More. I came across it sufficiently late in its lifecycle that I still find it amusing. IRL, I'm more likely to say "WTQRF," just because throwing random consonants in there seems to more deeply express my consternation.
Man. It attacked you with intent to protect you from a UTI, or something.
Eek! Glad you explained the Latin, was lost over here.
Why is it that when liquid something goes BOOM, it is always red? I still remember my party last summer when someone decorated my kitchen ceiling with raspberry Lambic. It looked like a CSI rerun in there!
(BTW... cranberry soda? There is such a thing? That sounds yummy. Is there a non-diet version?)
Y'see, whenever erispope comes to visit us, we get her cranberry soda, because she loves the stuff. And she sometimes leaves some afterwards, and teinedreugan has come to the conclusion that he likes it, so sometimes we have it around even when we're not expecting an erispope.
It's been a long time since I made orange juice from concentrate, but once upon a time I discovered that after you remove the plastic seal around the top, if you squeeze the can, the top flies off with a satisfying pop. This worked great the first few times. The last time, there was a nice, satisfying pop...accompanied by a dismaying sploosh because the contents were not, as I expected them to be, frozen. I didn't try that trick again.
Unlike your situation, this was just my own stupidity.
And there I was thinking you were going "Agh!" because you'd stumbled across a journal written entirely in Latin but with American product names untranslated :)
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When I was studying Latin, I was heading to the school cafeteria one morning, and someone opened the door in my face. I sort of fended it off and exclaimed, "Ianua mala me oppugnat!" (The bad door attacks me!) which sort of startled the folks I was with. (We had not yet learned past tense.)
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OMGWTFBBQ, etc.
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It was awful. There was red fluid everywhere, man.
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Man. It attacked you with intent to protect you from a UTI, or something.
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OMPTFGLOL
(I like that adding random consonants idea too)
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The meta version of mistyped exclamation marks (Like this example!!1!11!one!!) is probably also out, isn't it?
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Or something. Anyhow, be careful with losing ticks like that indoors -- they can crawl into some pretty nasty places.
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(Brownie points to anyone who can place the reference.)
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Why is it that when liquid something goes BOOM, it is always red? I still remember my party last summer when someone decorated my kitchen ceiling with raspberry Lambic. It looked like a CSI rerun in there!
(BTW... cranberry soda? There is such a thing? That sounds yummy. Is there a non-diet version?)
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Y'see, whenever
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Unlike your situation, this was just my own stupidity.
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