On a not entirely unrelated note, the spell-list for a first level sorceror-nanny should probably be:
- mending
- prestidigitation
- dancing lights
- mage hand
- sleep
- comprehend languages (or, if the GM rules that comprehend languages does not work on babybabble, unseen servant)
(Has to be a sorceror, a wizard's pre-prep mentality is not compatible with the Chaos That Is Baby. One must be adaptable.)