Rice

teinedreugan: You could use the rice cooker.
Me: It is physically possible for me to use the rice cooker, yes.
teinedreugan: ... why wouldn't it be?
Me: I was just agreeing with you. I could use the rice cooker.
teinedreugan: You won't, though.
Me: Yes. But it is possible for me to do so.
teinedreugan: I love you. Even when you berate me.
Me: I'm not berating you. I'm mocking you. There's a difference.
teinedreugan: *sigh* You're pedantic, too.

(That last of course being a reference to nancylebov's button, "I'm not pompous. I'm pedantic. There's a difference." Which I gave to my father once.)

State of the me: I had a little lunch without needing to dose myself with drugs or ginger tea in order to not be violently ill! Bonus!

Still feel like shit.