We take this moment to bring you some food porn.

[kiya]

(Because I'm not on food_porn, and mm.)

I have baked a potato.

It hissed gently as I brought it out of the oven and sliced it open. On those exposed surfaces I spread rich, sweet cream salted butter and let it sink into the pale flesh. As it marinated in those juices, I poured sour cream into the space so exposed until it oozed out the sides. All exposed surfaces were dusted lightly with an assortment of shredded cheeses which, where they touched the hot potato, melted into swirls of several shades of yellow and orange. Two diced scallions were scattered lightly over the top, providing the glories concealed within with a thin semblance of rich green and white modesty.

I ate it.

It was good.

Comments

[autumnesquirrel.livejournal.com]

You're making me hungry. And I ate dinner already today.

[joyful-storm.livejournal.com]

*chuckle*

Love the understatement at the end, after you'd described its preparation in such detail :).

[larksdream]

You are very strange. I feel like I should report this to someone, but I'm not sure who. It doesn't seem quite the FDA's province...

Re:

[brooksmoses]

I would offer to accept that report on grounds that it might arguably be in my province, but then I was already fairly well aware of the strangeness to which you refer.

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[larksdream]

I was already fairly well aware of the strangeness

Yeah, it was showing in HS and I imagine long before. *g* Yet potatoes were never involved until now...

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

This too is a nice userpic I do not recall seeing before.

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[kiya]

With the vast, pathetic vistas of self-expression that came of buying the fifty userpics, I got everyone in my head (well, all but one, because I can't figure out how to get hers right yet) their own picture for when they want to post distinct. That's one of the results. :}

[cheshyre]

Oh you evil...
It's shortly before lunchtime, I'm hungry, and basically have instant-mashed potatoes or EasyMac to look forward to because I'm out of cash for the cafeteria...