My neighbours. . .

. . . seem to have burned down their table.

You see, they have this white plastic table, well, had this white plastic table, that would sit in their yard, for them to sit out with and smoke and chew the fat.

Apparently one of the neighbours theorizes that he left the fag end of a cig on it, and in the heat or something it started the plastic melting and then burning.

Kevin apparently has plastic bits on the side of his car, and is None Too Happy. He's gone to wash it now and see if there's damage.

We think it's good that they don't have a yard per se, but just asphalt blacktop.