Meanwhile Jenett was poking at the autogenerated chart analyses on the site we use to calculate these things and Danny's includes this gem:
"Saturn was found in the fourth house at the time of your birth. With this placement you may have the feeling that duties and obligations in your early childhood conflicted with your innermost emotional needs."
NO SHIT HUH.
Other particularly good bits:
"The key to a harmonious development of your personality lies in forcing yourself to be interested in down-to-earth realities. Some foresight and patience in tackling one thing at a time would make you more effective."
"This position of Mercury inclines your life to be that of the extroverted personality: always in front of the public, simultaneously performing many varied professional tasks."
"After middle age there are strong possibilities that you will gain in reputation and esteem through relationships with people of prominence."
"A Gemini in the ascendant will always distinguish himself by his rather eloquent speech and writing, his much occupied daily life, and his perpetual lack of an ability to effect swift and determined decisions." (though really the Aries impulse control helps with decisions!)
From the career one:
"You also have a deep sense of integrity, and are prepared to take responsibility for your mistakes. But you are not interested in taking responsibility for anyone else's, which is why working with committees and institutions may be the wrong setting for you."
"You also have a lot of courage, and might do well to seek areas of work where you have to face difficult challenges or stiff competition. A good battle gets your adrenaline going and you don't enjoy winning too easily; you want an opponent who will do you honour by equalling..."
Psych profile:
"You are convinced that you possess the capacity to make your life into anything you wish, as long as you are willing to make the necessary effort; and you find it hard to be patient and understanding with those apparently hapless souls who appear to be the victims of unfortunate...."
"But on the other hand, something happened to you in the early part of your life which has created a hard mistrust and cynicism in you. One or both of your parents was absent, unresponsive or cold, and it seems that you grew up with much loneliness and were forced at too..."
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Date: 2022-05-26 06:04 pm (UTC)"Saturn was found in the fourth house at the time of your birth. With this placement you may have the feeling that duties and obligations in your early childhood conflicted with your innermost emotional needs."
NO SHIT HUH.
Other particularly good bits:
"The key to a harmonious development of your personality lies in forcing yourself to be interested in down-to-earth realities. Some foresight and patience in tackling one thing at a time would make you more effective."
"This position of Mercury inclines your life to be that of the extroverted personality: always in front of the public, simultaneously performing many varied professional tasks."
"After middle age there are strong possibilities that you will gain in reputation and esteem through relationships with people of prominence."
"A Gemini in the ascendant will always distinguish himself by his rather eloquent speech and writing, his much occupied daily life, and his perpetual lack of an ability to effect swift and determined decisions." (though really the Aries impulse control helps with decisions!)
From the career one:
"You also have a deep sense of integrity, and are prepared to take responsibility for your mistakes. But you are not interested in taking responsibility for anyone else's, which is why working with committees and institutions may be the wrong setting for you."
"You also have a lot of courage, and might do well to seek areas of work where you have to face difficult challenges or stiff competition. A good battle gets your adrenaline going and you don't enjoy winning too easily; you want an opponent who will do you honour by equalling..."
Psych profile:
"You are convinced that you possess the capacity to make your life into anything you wish, as long as you are willing to make the necessary effort; and you find it hard to be patient and understanding with those apparently hapless souls who appear to be the victims of unfortunate...."
"But on the other hand, something happened to you in the early part of your life which has created a hard mistrust and cynicism in you. One or both of your parents was absent, unresponsive or cold, and it seems that you grew up with much loneliness and were forced at too..."