Nerdparents Strike Back

[kiya]

KJ was settled on my chest and half-pushing herself upright on her forearms.

Me: You are a mighty baby!
artan_eter: A baby of +2 might?
Me: I thought she was a baby of +3 enthusiasm.
artan_eter: She can have multiple enchantments.
Me: Yes. She is a Baby of Holding and a Decanter of Endless Pee.
artan_eter: With all these minor enchantments, she might be an artifact-level baby.
Me: Are you an artifact-level baby?
KJ: Agooga!
Me, reminded: She also does sonic damage.

Comments

[ckd]

Now I'm trying to figure out how the Baby of Vecna would work. A reverse-Caesarian?

[tiger-spot.livejournal.com]

AUGH MAKE IT STOP.

[nex0s.livejournal.com]

She also does sonic damage.

Wait 'til she learns to SCREECH!

Babies: little vortexes of chaos and cute.

N.

[kiya]

When my father was up, he was in the room for one diaper change, and he turned to me and said, blithely, "Loud, isn't it?"

I get my tendency to understatement from my father.

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely wonderful.

[mapache]

In 4E, Artifacts even have a concordance score to indicate how pleased they are about your following their agenda or lack thereof.

[pinkpolarity.livejournal.com]

Yay for someone making funny, and actually comprehensible baby posts! We both giggled at this one.

[thastygliax.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the +2 circumstance bonus to both her cuteness and your sanity when she's asleep. ;)

[tzeenj.livejournal.com]

hey at least she's a Baby of *Holding*...better than one that doesn't hold, but rather releases.