Best IRC bots ever.

[kiya]

So I hang out on this IRC channel to talk with miscellaneous folks during the day. On this channel are a couple of bots which hold the channel and have some interesting coding that makes them semi-interactive (Ifurita in particular retains all "[noun] is [stuff]" lines from the channel and thus occasionally makes surrealist comments when someone says "Noun?").

So:

juniper breathes. In. Out.
Kiya: Breathing is good.
Ifurita: i already had it that way, Kiya.
Kiya: Stay on top of that, Ifurita.
Ifurita: Kiya: what?
Kiya: Good bot. Have a cookie.
Ifurita: :)
Kalia: thanks Kiya :)

I didn't know that they knew 'Good bot. Have a cookie.' :}