- My basement stairs door.
- The second to last step in the basement stairs.
- Verizon technicians in theory (for showing up on Wednesday after telling us they'd show on Thursday, in a timeframe where I was asleep, and not showing up on Thursday when
teinedreugan took the day off) (in practice, despite showing up at 8:15 on Friday, they were amiable fellows who agreed that our house was wired by monkeys if we were lucky) - The monkeys who wired the house.
- Mildew.
- The monkeys who did the basement in general.
- Whatever it was that I drove into my heel.
- Possibly my lower back. Still undecided on that one. While it would loosen it up, it might be a little excessive for that purpose.
Taking a fucking shower and going to bed. Dealing with strangers in my home is not what I needed to be doing in my current state of emotional fragility, even if they were polite.
[ Transcription of Stormy courtesy Stalker. ]