Who was that masked pitcher?

[kiya]

Would the real Derek Lowe please stand up? (And if this was the real one, could he please stick around once he's stood up?)

Dear GI tract: I'm sorry that you objected to dinner. Please don't be food poisoning.

Comments

[keshwyn]

Keshwyn goes and reads www.redsox.com. Keshwyn's jaw drops.

Holeeee shit. Muh guh that's a mighty big drop in his ERA - one might almost think he'd signed a contract or something.

[yehoshua.livejournal.com]

More likely, he realised he'd be paying us to pitch next year if he kept sucking.

[juliansinger.livejournal.com]

*beam* Ain't it great? Him and Pedro in the same week.

(The Pedro game, I'd been working in the bowels of the Times basement (which doesn't get radio reception), and I came outside, turned on the car radio, and it was the end of the 7th, Pedro had just struck someone out, and Joe was practically tapdancing, he was so happy.)

[lysana.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear about the GI tract, and yay for Derek Lowe.

You gotta believe.