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Permit me to set this scene from our D&D game, because we achieved Totally Cinematically Ridiculous.
Dramatis Personae:
* Ser Bellarion Of The Summer Wilds, once accurately described as "the entire cast of Queer Eye in the body of a unicorn cleric"
* Ardus, whose fuse is shorter than he is (halfling barbarian/paladin)
* Punai, closeted tiefling wizard
* Durgo, half-orc warlock
* Ammon, party NPC rogue because sometimes ya just gotta open a door and he likes hanging out with interesting weirdos
The party's actual purpose is slightly obscure even to the party, but in a chain of events starting with "why did someone bomb the street outside our bar" we have wound up engaged in a petty war against demon cultists, who we have pursued to an abandoned building full of squatters we have not bothered.
( So.... )
Dramatis Personae:
* Ser Bellarion Of The Summer Wilds, once accurately described as "the entire cast of Queer Eye in the body of a unicorn cleric"
* Ardus, whose fuse is shorter than he is (halfling barbarian/paladin)
* Punai, closeted tiefling wizard
* Durgo, half-orc warlock
* Ammon, party NPC rogue because sometimes ya just gotta open a door and he likes hanging out with interesting weirdos
The party's actual purpose is slightly obscure even to the party, but in a chain of events starting with "why did someone bomb the street outside our bar" we have wound up engaged in a petty war against demon cultists, who we have pursued to an abandoned building full of squatters we have not bothered.
( So.... )
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