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Fortune cookie for the week:

"Energy spent now preparing for tomorrow is sure to bear tasty fruit."

"Learn Chinese: I agree (waw tung yee)"

"Lucky numbers 28, 4, 38, 26, 7, 10"

Gah.

Just sitting here contemplating what sort of noise my head will make when it explodes, and if I'll actually hear it.

Dear reality: stop giving me a hangover. I haven't even had any alcohol.