Hail Eris, as per usual.

Due to problems with exit poll feed from Voter News Service, exit poll results will not be available Tuesday night. CNN.com will bring you full exit poll results when and if they become available.

(This was pointed out to me by brooksmoses. The contents of the link are current as of, uh, 1:04 local, which would be 10:04 Cali-time, on the aforementioned Tuesday night.)

Good day, yes.

Bill James has been hired as a consultant sort by the Red Sox.

And I have cleaned up bits of my kitchen while, in a fit of irony, singing "Wasted Youth/Everything Louder than Everything Else" at the top of my lungs. Nothing like singing a paean to enthusiastic lack of responsibility while being Mama. Mind, we (brooksmoses and I) messed up the kitchen but good right afterwards, because we made Insane Numbers of Pierogies. Which we ought finish cooking now that we've eaten. . . .