Okay, who broke the internet?

Many of the Boston-area connections are in a state of mangle; Kevin tells me internettrafficreport.com shows major routers worldwide in a state of defectiveness. I'm connected at the moment through my dialup, which creeps along semifunctionally, and I'm doing that entirely to tell people that my net connection sucks pureed slugs through a straw and I'll be going away again.

Okay, I look at the internet traffic report and see that it has every continent at 01 and trending down. I think their servers are fucked. They say "we are experiencing some technical difficulties". It was more scattered and . . . provided less uniform information an hour ago.

Anyone got news about new viruses? Yuk.