So where's my award, Squid?

Whitney racks the cyser off its sediment, ponders writing a paean of praise to an autosiphon in her lj.
Tesla says "I feel like I should give you some kind of award for writing that sentence."
I say ". . . why?"
Tesla says "It's euphonious and pleasantly surreal. I think it's the juxtaposition of 'paean' and 'autosiphon'."

( Now that I've got your attention. . . )