Immiscellaneable.

[kiya]

Dear people who make egg substitute suggestions on the web. If I had eggs right now, I wouldn't be looking for egg substitutes. This means that "substitutes" containing egg whites are Not Useful. What part of 'substitute' are you not understanding here? I don't mean "I'm mortally terrified of yolks" when I say "I don't have any goddamned eggs."

From conversation with the usual gang, while I was listening to the Grateful Dead.

Whitney is going to hell in a bucket, baby, but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
annwyd says "Bucket? Isn't that uncomfortable?"
oneironaut says "It could be an upholstered bucket."
I say "And more spacious than the traditional handbasket."

330 words, and I'm finally done with 51.

Also, now I need to write something to the tune of "The Sounds of Silence." "Hello Eris, my old friend / you've come to freak me out again . . ." (I got a bit of Sisters of Mercy growled "I want more" at an interestingly appropriate bit of writing . . . )

Now it is very, very late and thus time for me to sleep. I wish I were actually sleepy. Mmmmmmm . . . "Say goodnight, don't be afraid . . . ."

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[larksdream]

Dear people who make egg substitute suggestions on the web. If I had eggs right now, I wouldn't be looking for egg substitutes. This means that "substitutes" containing egg whites are Not Useful. What part of 'substitute' are you not understanding here? I don't mean "I'm mortally terrified of yolks" when I say "I don't have any goddamned eggs."

*G* Always cheering to get my RDA of Heather-brand sarcasm (highest quality! now with fewer mouse hairs!).