Oh dear.

[kiya]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
cookie and sock (NBC, 7:00): lilairen (Brigitte Bardot) falls off multiplicity (Ricardo Montalban)'s porch and gets hurt. The week after, elynne (Jeri Ryan) oversleeps and misses lunch with yehoshua (Sarah Bernhardt). Later, keshwyn (Gene Wilder) invents a new kind of mouthwash and gets pnh (Mark Hamill) to sell it. Upstairs, autumnesquirrel (Kate Beckinsale) and alhandra (Jules Asner) try out for a volleyball team. Afterwards, pscittacines (Mary Stuart Masterson) learns a card trick from sstaten (Raquel Welch). Presented in HDTV.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I'm trying to figure out if I find keshwyn's casting, sstaten's casting, or pnh's casting most disturbing. (I think pnh should be played by Johnny Depp.)

Addendum: Nope. Madonna as teinedreugan wins.