Conversations I'd rather not have begun.

[kiya]

"Was it you who took my last dumpling, or was it one of the cats?"

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[brooksmoses]

And why exactly was that a conversation that you'd rather have not begun?

[kiya]

Do you want to contemplate where a stray stolen chicken dumpling might have gotten under the influence of Arthur?

Or what it'll evolve into when he forgets about it?

[brooksmoses]

True. Ugh....

[cheshyre]

So, did you ever figure out which it was?

[kiya]

Current theory is that I ate it; the dumpling has not been located, and there are bits of memory that might plausibly be associated with post-dumpling-consumption if I were attempting to reconstruct last night like a shattered pot.

I love my memory. :P