I am either very sick, having a horrible allergy response to something environmental, or have a gerbil in my lower sinus cavities on the right pricking my mucus membranes with its little claws.
Dear AT&T Local: if you cannot grasp that you have called me repeatedly, already, in the last day, why should I expect that a change to your service would be a pleasant improvement? Fortunately, your response to "I want you people to stop calling me" was slightly less stuttery and confused than your response to "I received this phone call already this morning."
Dear cats who woke me up by frantically slaughtering each other on my ankles, please to not earworm me with
again.
With no apologies to the Talking Heads whatsoever.
Dear AT&T Local: if you cannot grasp that you have called me repeatedly, already, in the last day, why should I expect that a change to your service would be a pleasant improvement? Fortunately, your response to "I want you people to stop calling me" was slightly less stuttery and confused than your response to "I received this phone call already this morning."
Dear cats who woke me up by frantically slaughtering each other on my ankles, please to not earworm me with
- Psycho kitty, qu' est-ce que c'est?
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Better Run Run Run Run Run Run awaaaaaaaaay
again.
With no apologies to the Talking Heads whatsoever.