Martian Humor

keshwyn: Mmmm. Yes. You are definitely becoming mother-shaped.
(Me, mumbling and possibly unheard: Yeah, I think I'm twice as wide front-to-back as I was before.)
whispercricket: Kiya is the mothership!
Me: ... I have come to return me to my home planet.
I forget who (mindways?): Ah, so you're who the cats are in communication with.