"(not at all correct, meanwhile: "attracted to those who need help"- Danny is very clear that Ezra's hotness is partly that Ezra is Very Dangerous, "stretch the truth a bit" is not actually possible for him)"

Okay, except that, just for left-handed truth, as we have been talking about, there are definitely ways that Ezra does need (and is getting) Danny's help. Danny just doesn't know it yet!

OK, so how old is Danny in 2000, then?