Grocery follies

They changed the packaging on the shampoo I buy so I couldn't find it for a while. I hate that. I am a pattern-matcher, people, I wasn't looking for a wacky bottle with funky curves in, all renamed and stuff.

Related conversation, after locating shampoo but still whining about it:

Me: I have brand loyalty because I fear change!
teinedreugan: *strangled noise*
Me: Don't choke on your own sinuses.
teinedreugan: That uvula causes me more problems ....

Also: the fact that my beef jerky is labelled 'high in protein' makes me very, very sad.